missingmahealani:

Jordan “I’m slightly offended that I’m only worth 5 dollars on this hitlist and not at all concerned that I’m even on the hitlist in the first place.” Parrish

28 Jul 14 @ 9:52 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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28 Jul 14 @ 9:45 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

dailylilycollins:

You deserve someone who loves you with every single beat of his heart, someone who thinks about you constantly, someone who spends every minute of every day just wondering what you’re doing, where you are, who you’re with, and if you’re OK. You need someone who can help you reach your dreams and protect you from your fears. You need someone who will treat you with respect, love every part of you, especially your flaws. You should be with someone who could make you happy, really happy, dancing on air happy.

28 Jul 14 @ 9:30 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

It’s funny because when you’re a child, you believe you can be anything you want to be, go wherever you want to go. There’s no limit to what you can dream. You expect the unexpected, you believe in magic, in fairy tales, and in possibilities. Then you grow older and that innocence is shattered and somewhere along the way the reality of life gets in the way and you’re hit by the realization that you can’t be all you wanted to be, you just might have to settle for a little bit less.

28 Jul 14 @ 9:25 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

I’m nothing more than a shallow playboy… I’ve got the tabloid covers to prove it.

28 Jul 14 @ 9:14 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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#funnies  
tilly-and-her-books:

My July book haul that wasn’t even suppose to happen. 

tilly-and-her-books:

My July book haul that wasn’t even suppose to happen. 

28 Jul 14 @ 9:08 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#books  

mcavoyclub:

James McAvoy photographed by Fabrizio Maltese

28 Jul 14 @ 8:59 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

mysharona1987:

A batch of wonderful book dedications.

28 Jul 14 @ 6:24 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
#books  #queue'd  
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